TED LASSO THE BOYFRIEND.

my t-bone steak. my costco-sized teddy bear

i have a hangnail on both my thumbs right now as i write this and one of them is bleeding and it fucking sucks but you know who would make it feel better? coach ted motherfucking lasso

yeah that's right. ted lasso is my boyfriend. he's america's boyfriend. he's the UK's boyfriend. but like, for the most part, he's my boyfriend. and he loooooves me. me, me, me, who he calls "tiger" in that affectionate tone. i'll cry or something. for real. i love him so much i could probably fucking die

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its not even fair hes literally perfect. he's the perfect foil for me. im so in need of somebody as lovely as he is. he's trying so hard to make everything good all the time and i want to kiss him sweetly for it

also when he gets angry its really hot because he like. smolders when he's angry. also i like his dumb kansas accent when he's angry its so

also he canonically has a huge dick. i mean there's a genuine tag on ao3 about it. i appreciate it because its useful for keeping track of fics i like but also jesus christ right

i would literally do anything for him he could ask me to murder somebody and i would. he wouldn't even ask me to do anything for him though he'd probably just make us some coffee and then ask me about who my favorite president is and why. im absolutely whipped

id have to make up my answer about which president is my favorite but then id have to defend my choice and id probably get very attached to that particular president from then on. that man has a chokehold on my heart

hes the sweetest goddamn thing in the entire world. i am over the moon. he's giving me his jacket we're on a date right now and he said i looked a little chilly and he's giving me his mf jacket and now im wearing it and it smells like him and his cologne and its so im so its just so im just incredibly just so unbelievably so

and he can BAKE. CANONICALLY. do you know the TENDERNESS behind a man who can BAKE? he makes me cookies all the time. we eat them in his apartment and make fun of the UK for calling them biscuits. it's fantastic and im in love with him

i call him coach but also i call him mr. president because it's a running gag and we're americans in the UK and we think it's funny. it isn't

that's ted for you though. now i've got a favorite president and it's him. he just DOES that to a person. he can do it to anybody, honestly.

we discuss how different the west and east coasts are from the midwest where he's from. it's the topic of many of our first conversations when i join AFC richmond. our ol' united states of america. just because he's the only other guy i can talk to about it

i made us a playlist and he calls it a mixtape. that's all

my god he's divine. he truly is divine. he only wants to help people. he's trying so hard to help people. he got so hurt and his response to it was to help people even more and that's so sunny and warm and i want to take him in my arms and tell him it's alright for him to need saving too. i love him with everything i have

instead of saying cheese when we get our pictures taken together, we yell out kinds of cheese. this is because we r bananas and in love